I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
