Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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