he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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