please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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