We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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