i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
my liver is dry heaving
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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