I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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