I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
