google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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