but the lizard people decide everything anyway
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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