I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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