She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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