Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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