So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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