its not stalking. its research.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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