is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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