I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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