Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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