You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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she told me i tasted like america
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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