i don't like sucking hair
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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