didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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Bring me that man meat
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize