i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
if only i could text you this smell
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
We had to coat check the pizza.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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