Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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