He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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