Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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