Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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