she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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