If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
