she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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