Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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