Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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