I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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