im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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