I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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