dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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