i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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