is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
she smelled like a LAN party
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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