Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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