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Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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