At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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