Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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