I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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