So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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