I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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