bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My ATM looks so different sober.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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