How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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