If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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