no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
