This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
We need to rekindle our bromance
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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