How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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