The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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