I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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