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(803): View more from South Carolina

so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.

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(240): View more from Maryland

He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...

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(585): View more from New York

there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."

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(804): View more from Virginia

Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.

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(408): View more from California

Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.

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(224): View more from Illinois

She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would

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