I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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