Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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